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The South Beach Diet, the quickest way to make your ass look small is
to build a custom bike with a new frame like Thompson Choppers of Springfield,
Missouri, is now offering. Their Full Clip Model 360 chassis stuffs a
massive 360mm tire between its rigid or softail rear ends making yours
look tiny (or tinier if you could have starred in The Widettes skit on
SNL) in comparison. Available with any stretch or rake you desire and
options like dropped seats, a curved back-bone, single or double downtube,
and right or left side drive. Incorporated into the frame is a very cool
oil tank thats just forward of the 360 and about as unobtrusive
as youll find. Looking slimmer is easy, call 417-864-7242 or visit
www.thompsonchoppers.com
and get ready for compliments.
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