Screw The South Beach Diet, the quickest way to make your ass look small is to build a custom bike with a new frame like Thompson Choppers of Springfield, Missouri, is now offering. Their Full Clip Model 360 chassis stuffs a massive 360mm tire between its rigid or softail rear ends making yours look tiny (or tinier if you could have starred in The Widettes skit on SNL) in comparison. Available with any stretch or rake you desire and options like dropped seats, a curved back-bone, single or double downtube, and right or left side drive. Incorporated into the frame is a very cool oil tank that’s just forward of the 360 and about as unobtrusive as you’ll find. Looking slimmer is easy, call 417-864-7242 or visit www.thompsonchoppers.com and get ready for compliments.